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Bob had a small head but their is no need to feel sorry for him because he has a good job and lots of friends
In the future when there is no good air left to breathe people will walk the land in search of bubble wrap hoping for momentary whiffs of fresh air that were trapped inside
Village People
jazz always make me feel like i'm where I'm supposed to be
Even as I was falling into the abandoned mine shaft, I knew that by the time they finally dug me out I would be famous
I always how much my pink insulation pants make me itch
Book and coffee make me feel warm inside
We made flashlight animals with our hands
Fourth Horse
Just a bit too much make up dear
I'll never get tired of looking at this
Just before he got hit by a bus, Gary realized that the meaning of his life had been to make the people on the corner who were watching him consider the meaning of their lives...all of whom went on to do great things
We made flashlight animals with our hands
Think Tank
Mark stood on the side of the road every day with a sign that read
outside the box
Myron was sad and uninteresting, but hos sock puppet hugo was a dynamic motivational speaker who really wowed the ladies
Oh my god I can't belive I'm going to die at a monster truck rally
Their dogs were their children
Us Them
I am grass roots
She only appears tough...inside she hurts
Dave and the bird
She was at that awkward age between 5 and 60
Because they were identical twins, Ellen and Jane were basically the same except that Jane was a slut
Timmy the turle was snatched up by a seagull before he could make it from the nest to the sea. Before he got out of hearing range, Timmy was heard commenting on what a wonderful 5 minutes it had been
They all laughed at me when I bought a giant rubber duck
Sadly and against the expectations of the evening it wa only a menage a duex
For the most part he was happy with their marriage
Organic Corn
He scored so many chics wearing Polo

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If I had to choose one food for the rest of my life it would bee cheese