This is a picture of oomfufugetting eaten by a crocodile
Maybe if I get a fourth horse, I would finally be happy
He developed allergies but she kept the cat instead
Because I had my space helmet on no one could see that I was crying
Marv weighed close to 500 lbs but with his silicone jacket on, he could slice through the wind
Mean girls on bikes
Dear Rest of The World, Please don't bother to learn English anymore 'cause we don't want to here it P.S. Send Kabob
As the ski lift fell from the sky she cursed him for having that extra bagel at breakfast
And so legend as it that bigfoot shaved and too k a job in the city
Brenda's words got slurry when the chardonnay started to interact with the birth control pills
Adam was determined to stay there and make toasted cheese sandwiches until one of them looked like Jesus
He forgot to check the mirror after lunch and as a result made his entire presentation with Kool-Aid mouth
He got all hopped up on chilidogs and drove off into the sunset
Trevor liked the idea of having a magic carpet
A father teaches his daughter to balance
As you beecome older, you have to be more selective about hthe things that you are going to bend over to pick up
And so the moral of the story is that if the boy cries wolf twice then you don't go the third time
He was Happy with the costume he made until someone reminded him that the Village People didn't have a pastry chef
His car broke down on their first date, or should I say their last date
Christine sleeps with everyone
How to make a ghost
I always forget how much my pink insulation pants make me itch until its too late
I'm so glad now that I could never afford that pair of leather pants
If someone would have told me yesterday that I was going to be run through with a sword today, I would have thought that odd in out modern times
Geoffrey sat in the corner quietly with his coloring books and plotted to take over the world
Lots of good things happened to the man sitting on this rock
She's getting by on her looks
Welcome to the world...good luck
The furniture we bought when we were rich does not fit through the door of the house we are moving into now that we are poor
She felt simply fabulous about her decision to accesorize with a cell phone and a dog
No but I do have broccoli
Frida Not Frida Kahlo the painter. This was another girl named Frida with a uni-brow. I think she was italian
After having the place to herself all day
Leon Redbone forgets how a song goes mid way through but remembers before any one can notice
Every nail that you ever bother to hammer in will someday b pulled out
Little Johnny's father wouldn't help him with the soap box derby so he had to put on a refrigerator box and run down the hill
When I was 7 years old told a little girl that she had eyes like marty feldman
Charles went on a hunger strike to protest injustice tht only lasted until he found out that they were having pizza for lunch
They always leave a toothbrush behind
We kept finding signals that we thought meant we were supposed to be together
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